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Sometimes I see some of the blogs I follow have posted a personal, unimportant text post — like they’re going to dinner or don’t feel well or are eating Nutella — and I like it because I appreciate their personal lives and the blogger as a person because it’s a nice thought, isn’t it?
Slinky is trying so hard
i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.
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apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium
it opens a portal to hell
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this.
Remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this remember this
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I want all of these.
FEEL DA RIDDEM
FEEL DA RHYME
GET ON UPIT’S BOBSLED TIME
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In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
why didn’t I realize this sooner
I’m sorry, but the lyrics state:
“Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low”
…. hes most likely talking about two different girls
unless she’s wearing two pairs of pants and two pairs of shoes…
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- romeo: hey i just met you.
- romeo: and this is crazy.
- romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- romeo: so marry me maybe.
